
THE MOST DISTINGUSHED CATNIP THERE IS
"I don't always take cat nip but when I do, I prefer Meowie Ganja"
- The Most Inetersting Cat in The World

WHO IS
MEOWIE GANJA?
Welcome, mere mortals and feline enthusiasts, to the realm of the catnip cartel - purveyors of the finest catnip this side of the celestial mouse fields. We don't just sell catnip; we craft experiences for The Most Interesting Cat in the World.
OUR PURR-POSE
We exist to serve the most discerning of felines - those who don't always indulge in catnip, but when they do they want quality.
THE MOST INTERESTING CAT IN THE WORLD
He once caught a laser pointer.
His purr can be heard from three blocks away.
He's never knocked anything off a table... on accident.
Mice tell their children stories about him to keep them in line.
Dogs cross the street when they see him coming.
He is... The Most Interesting Cat in the World.
And he exclusively uses Meowie Ganja products.
OUR MEOW-SSION
To provide catnip so potent, so refined, that it makes your average house cat feel like they're The Most Interesting Cat in the World. Whether it's our pre-rolled catnip joints or our premium catnip jars, we guarantee an experience that will have your cat sharing war stories with the neighborhood strays.
OUR HISS-TORY
Legend has it that The Most Interesting Cat in the World founded our company after a wild night involving three skeins of yarn, a rubber duck, and a quantum physics textbook. We've been redefining feline leisure ever since.